A random adventure

I don't know what I'm doing so have fun and help create a random adventure.

your walking down mazuri until a monkey jumps out infront of you and rubs his buttocks in your face then it leaves and you're like

It comes back and gives you an ice cream but rubs his backside on it first then he pees on you your reaction is , and

you were laughing so much that you fell over and then the monkey came back and peed in your mouth your reaction is

Oblivion: Ok, that was weird. Oh well I'll just wait for the outer layer of the ice cream to melt. Hey the inside's chocolate flavoured. wait that's not chocolate it tasts funny. Oh my god its ----==+=_+--+=(-89-{_i8)+{++I)IK_I(_*(**_)(*

*this part has been sensered for obvious reasons*

Oblivion: I'm gonna kill that damn monkey.

AHHH, TOO RANDOM, MUST LOCK AND/OR DELETE TOPIC!!!

you shall not delete or lock this forum ok!

...fine...

good it's just too funny

can i be part of this?

sure, the more the randomer

Hey look at the llama's puffy tail hehehehe.........llama

suddeny a lame llama comes and attacks the monkey so the monkey pees in the lame llama's mouth.

jet:hey why dont you be in our team besides we could use a stupid little brat like you

monkey:(grabs a flower and ) [pees in jets hair]

jet:oh my god! thats just gonna ruin my profile

(as you can see i have a green thing on my avatar's head.thats the monkeys pee)

suddenly another brat (monkey) comes along and pees in the air and it starts to rain pee.

tails:i just love tasting rain [tastes the rain]
knuckles:*GASP* *PANT* need water *pant* ohh rain finnally [tastes]
THATS MAZURI.IM GOING THERE.HEY WHAT DO YOU WANT YOU STUPID MONKEY
jet:i know hes peed in the air
knuckles: [accidently pukes on jets belly]
JET:WHAT THE HECK
(AS you can see i now also have puke on my belly)

me: I hate rain and im glad i do thast gross MONKEY PEE!!! *kicks monkey into air*

yeah thatt'l show him

lol.you showed him

monkey comes back and starts to talk

monkey:man thanks guys.
jet:why are you thanking us? we just kicked you in the air
monkey:ill explain but first i need to rub out the pee.

well it all started in eggmans lair.
eggman:im gonna kill you
monkey:nooooooooooooo

[eggman brain washes monkey]

monkey:ooh oooh aah ahh

eggman:pee on everybody until they die

monkey:ooh 0oohh AAAH AAH

[COMES BACK IN THE FUTURE]

monkey:and thats how it happened.
im really from mazuri island and not this mazuri (this was named after my land) another mazuri.i was the hero there.my real name is shark because when i was a baby (before i was named) i was in the sea and my first kill was a shark attacking me.

jet:so i guess i was right about you being in our team

shark:yes.but you all need me so ill get my spirites to separate and you can have the real me(you can carry on with this adventure with the other monkey freaks)

jet:oh yeah i just learned 'summon shark'

Me: TALKING MONKEY!!!!

zomg!!!! its a talking monkey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me: I know right?!?!?! *video tapes it* This is going on youtube!

(grabs out phone)

Ashe: im recording this too!!!

you know he is like you! if a gorilla like us saw us he would go

gorrila:OMG IT IS A TALKING HEDGEHOG!IM GETTING MY CAMERA

(( do you need a profile to join this. or can i just join? ))

me: So?.... we're awersome like that! *finished video taping*

not really ben.but you can't battle if someone comes.